by Allison Danish, MPH
Back by popular demand! The remix.
On the first day of Ohnut, my true love gave to me...
1. Penis Ring
Is it me you're looking for?
![Lionel Richie singing "Hello"](https://i.imgur.com/TWZ9oUO.gif)
2. Springie Ringies
The spring to your pogo stick ;)
3. Humper Bumper
Enjoy the game! Bumpers for all!
4. Thruster Adjuster
Adjust that thrust! (Get it, Jamie Lee!!)
5. O-Ring
Oh, oh, oh—it’s magic!
![Shia LaBeouf doing spirit fingers in a unicorn shirt. Magic.](https://i.imgur.com/8vmKWSF.gif)
6. Cushion for the Pushin'
It makes for the perfect mana-team.
![Manatee bumping into glass.](https://i.imgur.com/oOJE5HH.gif)
7. Cervix Saver
It's either hit or miss. Up to you!
![Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation. "Great news. I just saved your bacon."](https://i.imgur.com/EkjUxa1.gif)
8. Penis Donut
Us too, Mindy.
![Mindy Kaling in the Office. "God, I want a donut."](https://i.imgur.com/p7lyHUX.gif)
9. Sex Lego
Stack em up, stack em down. Build the Millennium Falcon! The world is your oyster.
![Lego from The Lego Movie floating away.](https://i.imgur.com/j6vkGxs.gif)
10. G-Spot Positioning System (GPS)
Enter Travel Destination: G-spot.
![Slot machine with eggplants, vulvas, and the g-spot.](https://i.imgur.com/TBbnu9l.gif)
11. Penis Hug
Who doesn’t love a warm hug?
![Olaf from Frozen. "And I like warm hugs."](https://i.imgur.com/6hwvvNz.gif)
12. Connection Coozie
Keeps drinks cold* and bedrooms toasty
*Not a recommended use for Ohnut
For those who don't like Christmas tunes (but do like show tunes):
Donuts on penises and cushioned connection,
Thruster adjusters and feel-good affection,
G-Spot Positioning System of Rings!
These are a few of my favorite things.
-My Favorite Things, The Sound of Ohnut
Painful sex can be a real... well, pain! But at Ohnut, sometimes we have to take a break from the serious side, the research side, the tough stories... and lean into the silly. Happy holidays :)