Crewneck Size Chart
Smart Cookie Crewneck
Be the Smart Cookie you want to see in the world 🍪
$50.00
Adorable illustration
Perfect for chilly weather
OEKO-TEX-certified dyes
Description
*Movie preview announcer voice*
In a world where vagina is a "dirty word" and most people don't even know what a vulva is... we introduce an anthropomorphic vulva (in cowboy boots?!?!) on a really comfy sweatshirt. Because vulvas, just like every other body part, are nothing to be ashamed of :)
Wear it on a date, wear it in the grocery store, wear it at the gym and style it like Princess Diana circa 1995. And remember, you don't need to have a cookie to wear a Smart Cookie sweatshirt.
Details
- Medium heavy blend Gildan crewneck sweatshirt (50% cotton, 50% polyester)—perfect for the colder months
- Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability
- Made using ethically grown US cotton and dyed with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact
- Design is embroidered on-demand to reduce environmental impact
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Shipping & Returns
- Enjoy free US shipping on orders over $60.
- In the case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, contact us within 30 days for a reprint or a refund. Please include pictures of the damage or embroidery error.
- Because these sweatshirts are uniquely and individually embroidered, refunds and exchanges are not accepted in the following cases: ordering the wrong size or style, or changing your mind about the purchase.