The 12 Names of Ohnut

The 12 Names of Ohnut

The 12 Names of Ohnut

On the first day of Ohnut my true love gave to me...

1. Penis bumper

Like bumper cars. But sexier. And less violent.

Bunnies in bumper cars.

2. Penis donut

There’s nothing quite like the bond between a man and his donut.

Agent Cooper and Sheriff Truman from Twin Peaks smile at stacks of donuts.

3. Thruster adjuster

Thruster adjusters on full capacity, captain!


4. Humper bumper

No relation to Humpty Dumpty.

Humpty Dumpty sitting on top of Ohnut.

5. Penis ring

If you like it, then you should put three rings on it.

Beyonce and co. doing the Single Ladies dance

6. CheeriOhnut

Supports heart health in a different kind of way.

Troy and Abed from Community thumping their hearts and high-fiving

7. Penis limiter

Drive safe! Always follow the penis limit.

Halle Berry winking

8. Truster thruster

The trusty sidekick.

Batman and Robin running

9. Cushion for the pushin’

Cush it— cush it real good.

Salt dancing to Push It by Salt-N-Pepa

10. Bedroom Buoy

It’s a lifesaver.

Three lifeguards jogging down a beach

11. Boning buffer

Best worn in the buff.

Cartoon lady dancing in her underwear

12. Dick donut

The name’s Donut… Dick Donut.

Sean Connery saying the iconic James Bond line


Adjust the thrust, cushion the pushin’. When sex is deeply painful or uncomfortable, Ohnut can be the friendly little conversation starter and helpful sidekick for you and your partner to feel closer and connect deeper (but not too deep!).

Funny business and strange aliases aside, painful sex is a very real thing. ¾ of people with vulvas will have painful sex in their lifetime (that’s most of us!). From pelvic floor physical therapy, to vaginal dilation, to CBD lube, there are several helpful options for treating and managing unwanted pain during sex. Ohnut is the new wearable in town that’s easy for couples to try. 

So come up with your own nickname for Ohnut and let us know in the comments below! ’Tis the season to get a little playful.

Now let’s get it (this Ohnut) on.

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